Ok cover photo not to bad. Showing Gaga looking some what sexy even with her facial ridges.

This must be her rendition of Death Becomes Her in F…Me pumps.

Hanging from the chandelier. Kinky, but not all it’s cracked up to be. Trust me I know.

Meow! All I need now is a ridding crop.

Move over Big Bird you have competition. Also be careful this birdie may bite.

Alice you and the Mad Hatter make suck a lovely couple. You both are freaking nuts.

Reese Witherspoon mourns the loss of her privacy.

The Oscar-winning actress says she sometimes sits in her car crying because she cannot go out in public as much as she’d like.

Witherspoon says in the May issue of Vogue that although much of her life belongs to other people, but she wouldn’t trade it.

The 35-year-old says that whatever she’s lost, she’s gained tenfold in life experience.

Witherspoon also says she feels blessed that her friends help provide some privacy.

Her latest film, “Water for Elephants,” will be released April 22.

Witherspoon plays a scrappy circus star willing to do whatever it takes to survive. The Depression-era drama is based on the best-selling novel.

Robert Pattinson co-stars as her love interest in the film.

January Jones has branded herself “masochistic”. The “Mad Men” beauty shared the opinion when asked why she wanted to become an actress in a featured interview inside the May issue of Marie Claire U.K., explaining further, “I’m afraid of judgment and I couldn’t think of a job where you’re more open to judgment, more exposed. I always have to face my fears.” I guess garbage man never came to mind.

The 33-year-old also admitted she enjoys living a single life. “I don’t like living with other people, and I don’t mind being alone. I don’t like having an entourage of people around me. I have a select group of friends who I hang out with,” she said. When the subject of romance was brought up, she replied, “I just don’t really have a lot of time or energy to put into a relationship where nothing’s going to happen.”  I know how she feels… I don’t when people have the time and energy to read the crap that she’s saying.

During the chat, the actress who stars as Emma Frost in “X-Men: First Class” also addressed rumors suggesting she got into modeling to prove her looks to classmates. “The b****es in high school were b****es because I was pretty,” so she said when responding to the issue.  Well, monkey see monkey do!

Asked about dislike of interviews, January confessed, “When I talk about myself, half the time I’m lying.” She continued to explain, “I do it because I’m bored of talking about myself, or I have nothing left to say, or I want to be private that day.” Still, she noted, “Everybody writes that they think I’m so unhappy. Not at all. I’m in my own head. I’m doing things. Keeping things interesting.”   Just not today!

Kris Jenner and her daughters – Khloe, Kourtney, Kim, Kylie and Kendall – and grandson, Mason, grace the foldout cover of Redbook’s first-ever family issue. Inside they talk about their looks, weight, realness and love for one another.

Redbook’s press release follows; scroll down for photos and see more here.

On the family’s appeal:
KHLOE: We are a real family. We don’t sugarcoat anything. We’re not the Brady Bunch, but we always put each other first. We love each other on camera, we cry on camera. I think people relate to the realness of it.

On living a public life:
KIM: There’s nothing I’m really ashamed of, and I work hard on the show and all my other projects. I don’t drink or do drugs, so I’m comfortable showing the world what my life is all about.

On the biggest misconceptions about the Kardashians:
KRIS: It’s annoying when I hear, “What do your girls do?” Well, first of all, all of my daughters have jobs. They are fashion stylists and designers; they own a chain of stores. They had the stores before they had the show. And my kids worked from the time they were 13 years old. So to me, that’s a huge misconception – that the girls don’t work. They work 25 hours a day. And that they don’t have any talent? They might not be singers or dancers, but they certainly know how to produce a television show. Whether you want to call it talent or not, they have multiple shows on the air. [I want to say,] How many shows do you have?

Eva Amurri strips down for a lingerie spread in Maxim and she tells the magazine that it didn’t take long after the shoot for her boyfriend to propose:

“I loved it! I imagined I was the sexy wife left alone, posing around the house in lingerie. My fiance [Fox soccer analyst Kyle Martino] visited the set, and we got engaged the next day. Everybody’s been teasing him, “The Maxim shoot sold you, huh?”

Eva is Susan Sarandon’s daughter and an actress who has played a stripper in “Californication.”

Here is one photo, see the rest of the gallery here.

Britney Spears covers the new Out magazine, and inside she shows off her pelvic tattoos in a high-cut thong leotard and talks about her idea of hell (“being on a diet”) and her thoughts on Christina Aguilera (“truly talented”).

Here’s a photo from the racy shoot; see the rest and read the interview here.

Turns out you don’t need a Top 10 album nor morals and self respect to cover Music’s Print Bible. Foul-mouthed Jersey Shore guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi appears on the cover of the March 17 issue of Rolling Stone Magazine (on newsstands now…), where she chats about — What Else? — pickles, poofs and partying.

In news that may surprise you, Snooki says she isn’t exactly who she’s portrayed to be on the ratings-winning MTV docu-soap.

““If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate [watching it]. I just hate it…The only person I’ve had sex with on ‘Jersey Shore’ is my boyfriend,” she reveals. “The guys you see me bring home, we’re only cuddling and making out like any other person would do, but we’re on camera and the whole world’s seeing it, and it does look like I’m having sex.”

On Editing: “Obviously, they’re only going to put the good stuff in, and the good stuff is us drunk, so all I’m seeing is me drunk and falling down. That’s how I am when I party…”

What’s Filming Like? “We can’t have cell phones, TV, radio or the Internet. If the president died, we’d have no idea. There’s no normalcy. It’s just like a prison, with cameras. The only time we’re not on camera is when we’re in the shower, and that’s why we all take three-hour showers, just to get away from it.”

What Will She Do Once Shore Ends Its Run: “When ‘Jersey Shore’ ends, I’m going to do more spin-offs, and if MTV doesn’t want them, another network will,” Snooki told the mag. “What I’d like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand. She makes millions…” she added. “I mean, how do I go and sit behind a desk? It’s insane. I can’t. I’d like to finish my degree as a vet tech, but just to do that? I mean, what am I going to do?”

“I’m trying to build an empire, because after this, I cannot get a normal job,”

For the third year straight, Kate Winslet sits atop Glamour Magazine’s annual “50 Most Glam” list.

The Academy Award winner covers the April issue in a figure-hugging Hervé Léger by Max Azria dress teamed with rose gold Van Cleef & Arpels earrings. The still relatively newly-single Winslet also opens up about her past struggles with weight in an accompanying interview with the mag.

“I will tell you that when I was heavy, people would say to me — and it was such a backhanded compliment — they would say, ‘You’ve got such a beautiful face,’ in the way of, like, ‘Oh, isn’t it a shame that from the neck down you’re questionable.’”

Glamour April 2011 hits newsstands on March 8. Take a peek at the full list of the 50 Most Glam Stars in Hollywood @ Glamour.com….

The Hollywood Reporter has been disecting Bieber Fever!  Plastering Bieber and his mentor Usher on their March 2011 cover.

“I don’t like to focus so much on the future. Right now I just want to love what I’m doing, and that’s making music and making people smile. I hope I get to do that for a long time to come….”  Justin Bieber

On the eve of the release of his 3D concert film, Never Say Never, mega teen star Justin Bieber accompanies mentors Usher and Antonio “L.A.” Reid, chairman and CEO of Island Def Jam Music Group — the label that signed him in Oct. 2008 (when no one else would), on the new issue of the trade mag.

“…The piece explores the roots of Bieber Fever, and his team’s near-perfect synergy of social networking prowess, pop instinct, undeniable talent and old fashioned grassroots campaigning. Bieber has sold more than 10 million albums worldwide, has two Grammy nominations, including the much-coveted Best New Artist award, is a merchandising phenomenon and now likely is a movie star as well.”

The Hollywood Reporter’s Feb. 21 edition arrives on newsstands in New York and Los Angeles this Thursday